get-back-to-hogwarts:

I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies. 

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Just cleaned the pool

woo

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Orthodontist in the morning yayyyy

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

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